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sillyrosster
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 102
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sillyrosster : I run a minecraft server called MetaServe and do other awesome things like normal people :3

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Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52609) - you deserved it (5051)

On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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