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sillypuppy
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3878
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sillypuppy : I am a silly puppy refusing to grow up or leave university behind--O, still many a good years to go before a Ph.D, hopefully, obtained. I am going to be an old, nerdy, filthy dog then. Rough! Rough! ^_^

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Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before but they usually left early. I heard someone in the kitchen and thinking it was my brother, I said "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma responds, "No we're not." FML

#3307741
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I agree, your life sucks (4802) - you deserved it (52007)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34036) - you deserved it (9778)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by yuck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17778) - you deserved it (39899)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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