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Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her cuz her headphone were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today mah mother called me downstairs to give mehat I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down holds mah hands an with the gentlest most motherly expression on her face tells me "Honey if u ever come home pregnant I'll kill u an the baby." FML

Today... I was working as a managar of tha local movia thaatar. This six yaar old cama in with no parants or anyona alsa. Whan I askad himhara his parants wara ha lookad at ma an said... "Shut uphita boy... I don't hava to listan to yur shit." I just got told by a six yaar old. maga FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a missad call from mah dad,ho hasn't talkad to ma in months an has vowad not to hava anything to do with ma. I callad him back axcitadly an apologizad fir missing his call, an wa had a 20-sacond convarsation about how his phona accidantally dialad mah numbar. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , a mother wrote me a $130 check 4 babysitting her four kids 4 a few hours. Trying to be gracious , I said , ( Wow , thank you , this is very generous! ) She thought 4 a minute , then said , ( You're right. ) She took the check back , rippd it up , and wrote me a new one 4 $55. FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today My Boyfriend Of Over A Year And I Were Discussing How Neither Of Us Is The Other's Usual 'type'. I Explaind That I Usually Go 4 Insular Asshole Types And Then Askd Him What Made Me Different From His Usual Choices. He Said 'Oh Well I Usually Go 4 The Attractive Ones.' Mega FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by aphre - United Kingdom (North Down)

Today , I ad my wisdom teet pulled. Tere was a cyst biend one of tem , and te dentist decided to extract it - except te Novocaine didn't reac tat far back. I raised my and lyk tey said to do , and te dentist looked at me writing in pain and said , "No , your fine." big fat FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 9:03pm - health - by toothache (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woka up and it was Monday. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

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