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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2004
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

#20195266
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18592) - you deserved it (8662)

On 12/07/2012 at 4:10pm - health - by i see fat people (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

#20192329
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21790) - you deserved it (3728)

On 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm - health - by Emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML

#20186892
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9656) - you deserved it (27395)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

#20186785
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8746) - you deserved it (25796)

On 12/01/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by fieldmarshalclitter (man) - United States

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

#20182587
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6433) - you deserved it (43435)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41281) - you deserved it (2652)

On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

#20177960
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8548) - you deserved it (32672)

On 11/25/2012 at 10:08am - health - by I'm stupid - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27508) - you deserved it (1934)

On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML

#20166313
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25383) - you deserved it (3049)

On 11/17/2012 at 4:15am - work - by satega - United States (Missouri)

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

#20165849
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30151) - you deserved it (5674)

On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States

Today, my dad put an onion in my room, telling me spirits won't haunt me and that I won't get sick. He thinks a vegetable will protect me. FML

#20163512
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18611) - you deserved it (2388)

On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

#20162862
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34142) - you deserved it (3353)

On 11/14/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by nolove - Australia

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

#20160628
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39115) - you deserved it (2726)

On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33614) - you deserved it (6083)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML

#20159898
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20133) - you deserved it (1629)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:25am - health - by KtSue - United States



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