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by Anonymous / 03/17/2013 at 6:14am / United States / Love
by lonely girl / 03/11/2013 at 12:17am / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2013 at 12:42pm / Pakistan / Love
by Quiteannoyed / 03/09/2013 at 5:35am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Love
by DEATHBYEX1LE / 03/04/2013 at 12:01am / Australia / Love
by nerdgirlmickey / 03/03/2013 at 11:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by OhNo / 03/02/2013 at 8:31am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 7:02am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, while at the nail salon, my boyfriend called. Since I was getting my nails done, I had to put him on speaker. The whole salon heard him break up with me. I can still hear their snickering in my head. FML
by HeatherRosure18 / 02/25/2013 at 6:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by BadAssBandit897 / 02/23/2013 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
by BadLuckCarson / 02/12/2013 at 12:55am / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Colleen Nichols / 02/04/2013 at 7:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, I woke up to a voice-mail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML
by TheBaconater / 02/03/2013 at 11:22am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…