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by nothingisreal69 / 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm / Reserved / Animals
Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML
by DidntCheckTheCalendar / 12/03/2009 at 5:29pm / Kuwait / Money
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2009 at 8:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2009 at 5:29pm / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
by Tipless / 11/07/2009 at 12:36am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Anonymous / 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML
by BigFoot / 07/29/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by honeymoondisaster / 05/23/2009 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML
by liveforpeace_ / 04/28/2009 at 2:27am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
- Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he… Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me… Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML