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by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Sleepy head / 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm / United States / Intimacy
by animal lover... / 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm / Animals
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some lean pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 4:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 2:56am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by haveahappyperiod / 10/04/2013 at 5:39am / Miscellaneous
Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not because the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but because I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML
by NykP / 10/02/2013 at 12:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
by Tired / 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Health
by KamiyaHaine / 10/02/2013 at 1:54am / Singapore / Love
Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML
by SuperFail55 / 10/01/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by kelbel89 / 10/01/2013 at 5:46pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…