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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 August 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


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On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what the man next to me had eaten, but I was trapped for two hours next to him as he let out silent, deadly egg farts the entire trip. There was nowhere to escape. FML


Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye 7 years of friendship. FML


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On 10/12/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML


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On 10/08/2015 at 11:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML


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On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML


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On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - kids - by auraya1985 - United Kingdom

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27955) - you deserved it (2201)

On 09/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by earlytermination - United States

Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML


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On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML


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On 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML


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On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML


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On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML


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On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML


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On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML

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