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About silencebabyy : I'm a vegan who's into meditation, and free thinking. I love lions and tigers and cats in general. :)

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Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32363) - you deserved it (4458)

On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML


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On 04/17/2015 at 5:47pm - health - by rachlette (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML


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On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML


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On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML


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On 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML


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On 10/31/2014 at 8:05am - misc - by nopethanks - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML


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On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45916) - you deserved it (6614)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

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