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silencebabyy
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
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About silencebabyy : I'm a vegan who's into meditation, and free thinking. I love lions and tigers and cats in general. :)

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Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML

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