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About sig4life : Fun loving, hard working, and a dry perverted sense of humor.
I don't care if you like my humor or not, I will always have fun in the world I created in my head. At least that is what the voices in there tell me.
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Today, I was sitting on a bench outside a supermarket waiting to be picked up, when a old lady walked out of the shop. She hadn't noticed me and sat on the bench beside me. She looked around and saw me, rolled her eyes, got up and moved to a different bench. FML
Friday 18 April 2014