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sig4life
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 261
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sig4life : Fun loving, hard working, and a dry perverted sense of humor.

I don't care if you like my humor or not, I will always have fun in the world I created in my head. At least that is what the voices in there tell me.

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Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML

#21092507
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40659) - you deserved it (7977)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:09am - health - by SeriouslyMakeItStop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was sitting on a bench outside a supermarket waiting to be picked up, when a old lady walked out of the shop. She hadn't noticed me and sat on the bench beside me. She looked around and saw me, rolled her eyes, got up and moved to a different bench. FML

#21090670
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I agree, your life sucks (33846) - you deserved it (3136)

On 03/19/2014 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

#21071183
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39511) - you deserved it (7011)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23577) - you deserved it (60325)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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