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Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50368) - you deserved it (4993)

On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52101) - you deserved it (8994)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70119) - you deserved it (10303)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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