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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2286
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About shuoq76 : Alright, well for starters I'm 16 years old and from America. I just hang around FML from time to time and I like to leave comments all around. :D but if you must know anything about me.... It's that I'm quite musically talented. I play the guitar, piano, the drums (kinda) and I sing.. Alot! Sooo yeahh I probably wasted like half a minute of your life but that's cool right?

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Today, my boyfriend pointed out tat te water bill is getting kind of ig. I suggested tat we sower togeter to save water. He said e'd rater deal wit te ig water bill. fat FML

#19889068
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28474) - you deserved it (3636)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:36am - love - by LonelyShowers (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33245) - you deserved it (4807)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today... I was having sax with tha guy I'va baan in lova with 4 yaars. I moand... looool "say mah nama." Ha didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, I Was T-boned At An Intersection. In An Ambulance. On The Way To The Hospital After Being T-boned At An Intersection. FML

#19873048
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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

#19869749
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26291) - you deserved it (9067)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:21am - intimacy - by mpsteve137 - United States (Georgia)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward an I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
164 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . when I told family I was a vegetarian.. . I expectd them to make fun of me because that's just family . But what I wasn't expecting was dad to use looool raw meat as a puppet an make it say.. . "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at face . FML

#19823545
112 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. fat FML

#19822134
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31283) - you deserved it (8761)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, I was forced to listen and politely nod with a smile on face, as boss droned on and on, explaining that everything in the universe is slowly getting bigger, aside from him, because he's never felt so short before. mega FML

#19802218
60 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 3:38pm - work - by Megan (woman) - United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that u wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye an said, "Yeah, but your no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

#19801481
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10606) - you deserved it (23234)

On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today , I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax , resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need 4 grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (10973)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday , I visited my new doctor fir the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start , I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat , said , "Well Dave , it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML

#19793957
123 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by davav74 (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today... I learned that if your going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold... you should remember to wash yur hands before changing yur tampon. FML

#19790692
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28480) - you deserved it (15672)

On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I went to see a movie with mah grlfriend an a few others . Mid-way through , I noticed mah grlfriend giving a hand-job to mah best friend . I couldn't believe mah eyes , an I confronted them . He claimed he had been asleep , she claimed she was mopping up a spill , an I'm now single again . FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49953) - you deserved it (3376)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)



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