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shrimp1234
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About shrimp1234 : Soccer is by far the best mother fuckin sport in the world.

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51191) - you deserved it (9252)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69229) - you deserved it (179640)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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