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  • Town/Country : India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (18 years)
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1097051) - you deserved it (108907)

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