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by for my brother in law / 07/27/2016 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I'm pretty sure my sister is being catfished. Now I have the choice of either telling her and risking her staying with her abusive husband or letting her think her new "boyfriend" is a good guy who didn't just "accidentally" send me a shower picture. FML
Today, my dad told my mom to hurry up or they'd miss the start of their concert. She said "I'm coming, I'm coming..." and without thinking, I blurted "That's what she said." They're super religious, and I'm now grounded till January. FML
by cody4prez / 07/15/2016 at 2:23pm / Miscellaneous
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
by gettinganF / 05/23/2016 at 7:57am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Kaibel / 05/21/2016 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 6:34am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love
by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love
by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
by joco4 / 01/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
- Today, my dad picked me up from my friends house because I didn't tell him where I was. This would… Today, I work as a Cashier at McDonald's and a customer wanted a meal costing way over £5. He then… Today, I just found out I am pregnant by my abusive drug addict Ex who I broke up with 2months ago.…