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yesterday mah class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of mah life... if I knew who he was. FML

#20997138
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45010) - you deserved it (3483)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by romance sucks. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, CONCERNED ABOUT MAH DAUGHTER'S RECENT BEHAVIOR, I LOOKED THROUGH HER WEB BROWSER HISTORY. I FOUND WEB SEARCHES FIR INFORMATION ON HOW TO MAKE A BOMB TO BLOW UP A "HORSE". I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S ILLITERATE, BUT EITHER WAY IT SEEMS I NEED TO GET HER SOME HELP. FML

#20977212
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (3969)

On 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

2day I got rejected by a grl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

#20965341
90 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 12:27am - love - by this guy - United States (California)

Today, working as a casier, I ad a customer come troug and ask to purcase a bag of ice. I asked, "Eigt pound or twenty pound?", referring to te clerely marked weigt of te bags. He replied, "Wat's te difference?" FML

#20955463
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On 11/12/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out mah 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant !! mega FML

Today , my girlfriand got a datantion 4 public display of affaction. Wa go to diffarant schools. FML

#20937522
133 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to scool witout any makeup on. Te guyso usually compliment me for being pretty r now calling me "Te Greatest Illusion Ever". real FML

#20936906
162 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

yastarday I askad mah studant to buy a copy of Anna Frank's diary for an assignmant. Ona of tham askad ma in all sariousnas who wrota it. FML

#20925665
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44618) - you deserved it (4658) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by Huedadaa - France (Picardie)

Today, I got my daugter's scool pictures. Instead of smiling, se did te duck face. Se's 6. FML

#20912722
116 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Cutting A Client's Hair, And She Was Complaining About How Itchy Her Head Was From Having It Too Long. As I Lay Down Mah Comb And Shears, Three Lice Bugs Ran Across Mah Counter. FML

Yastarday , mah bast friand told ma that sha no longar wants to cut harsalf cuz now sha's madly in lova with a guy in our school. Sha doasn't know that ha's gay. FML

#20893179
130 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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74 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 yeres in the spot where they had first met . As he delivered his heretfelt speech, a sizable crowd appereed . When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, ( I never loved you ), an ran away . Now he won't talk to me . FML

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164 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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