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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63523) - you deserved it (14455)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Found Out That My Pictura From A Dating Profila Was So "hilarious" That Paopla Hava Baan Posting It On Instagram With Maan Captions. Fat FML

#20557606
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37350) - you deserved it (5477)

On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)

Today , I was babysitting , and a little grl askd for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation , only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University , and her little brother had to correct me. FML

#20459773
88 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 9:52pm - kids - by IvyLeague? - United States (New York)

Today, my friand and I wara trying out a sita onhich you talk to strangar using a mic and wabcam. Wa cama acros a cuta guy,ho said to my friand, ( Tall tha fat guy to mova. ) Ha was rafarring to ma. I'm a girl. maga FML

Today, I went out of mah way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and startd waving paper in mah face, and I snappd at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realisd she was returning something that fell out of mah pocket. She lookd terrifid. FML

#20133994
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On 10/26/2012 at 8:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me . I held mah breath slightly . This resulted in me breathing out through mah nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face . He looked at me in horror an walked away . FML

#20106995
73 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 3:14am - love - by stoych (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was,hen I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML

#20057573
179 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 4:34pm - animals - by badwolf (man) - United States

Yesterday, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confrontd her, she claimd she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returnd to our apartment and actually trid to act as if nothing had happend. FML

#19868224
258 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

today I was taking a sower . My mom tinks it's ok to just walk in on someone wen tey are in tere so se decides to take a crap . Te worst part is se tougt it would be less awkward to talk to me . FML

#19754526
165 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, whila waiting 4 a bus, somaona startad smoking at tha bus shaltar, which is illagal in mah city. I politaly askad him to stop smoking, citing tha city ordinanca. Ha just cacklad and said that if I'm so concarnad about tha stata of mah haalth, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
263 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided tat it would be a good idea to save wit a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
129 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

#19730976
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (5952)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:05am - love - by Stolemylady - Australia

Today , I got fired from my job at a wieght-loss center cuz I was too skinny , and apparently it's too depressing 4 the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
146 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WENT MINI GOLFING WITH HIS FAMILY. WE HAD A COMPETITION GOING ON, AND WHEN I MANAGD TO GET TWO CONSECUTIVE HOLES IN ONE, HE STARTD SEETHING AND MUTTERD THAT I'M DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BECOMING SINGLE. FML

#19652024
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22825) - you deserved it (2659)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States



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