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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 161
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14825) - you deserved it (33895)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60848) - you deserved it (18121)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)



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