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shaww

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4348
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About shaww : Just a simple guy. I'm a senior in high school, I am a grammar nazi... so beware.
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Yesterday, I got it by a car wile walking into te ospital to visit ma wife, wo ad also gotten it by a car. real FML

#21182903
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57084) - you deserved it (4384)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

2dayila Ringing Up A Girl , I Askd Fir An ID To Varify Ar Cradit Card. Sa Said Sa Forgot It But Pulls Out Ar Facabook On Ar Pona To Sow Ma It Raally Is Ars. FML

Today.. . After Bieng A Vegetarian For 5 Years.. . I Found Out Tat My Boyfriend Of 2 Years As Secretly Been Feeding Me Meat . His Reason Is Tat E Tinks It's "funny" Tat I Still Call Myself A Vegetarian Afterwards . Mega FML

#21182417
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (9049)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, My Doctor Got My Blood Test Results From Te Lab. He Looked At Me Gravely And Told Me I Ad Just Weeks Left To Live. After I Started Yperventilating And Crying, E Burst Out Lauging And Said E Was Kidding. He Ten Prescribed Me Some Ron Tablets And Sent Me On My Way. FML

#21182241
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51208) - you deserved it (5923)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS FEELING FRISKY AN ASKED BOYFRIEND IF HE WANTED A BLOWJOB. HE SAID ( FUCK NO ), THEN ROLLED OVER TO GO TO SLEEP. FML

#21182128
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50699) - you deserved it (8719)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, we went to the wedding of one of mah friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, mah boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

#21182017
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (5106)

On 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a vrgin. FML

#21181955
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54864) - you deserved it (5369)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday mah life is so boring that I startd looking through mah can of coins and sorting them out by year . The oldest coin I have is from 1963 . FML

#21181414
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38327) - you deserved it (8247)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:05am - misc - by Gibbster_ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was video chatting mah boyfriend. As we were talking... he answerd a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he plannd a date with some looool other grl over the phone. FML

#21180967
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51944) - you deserved it (6951)

On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photo of my wedding,hich he didn't bother to come to. Reply: ( What the fuck, are u gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself. ) My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47070) - you deserved it (4928)

On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day I was feeling unappreciatd and askd my boyfriend if he loves me . He falterd and replid , "Uh , my dick does." FML

#21180513
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47993) - you deserved it (7957)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I shouldn't have told mah boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

#21180330
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39975) - you deserved it (6122)

On 06/19/2014 at 4:24am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

#21180214
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57320) - you deserved it (4532)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, I Became The Town Racist Fir Saying "black" Instead Of "African-American". I'm Black. FML

#21179835
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55699) - you deserved it (5159)

On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, a customar callad tha rastaurant I work at to ask if our coupons wara always valid, or if thay axprad on tha axpration data printad on tham. FML

#21179816
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41246) - you deserved it (4668)

On 06/18/2014 at 8:58pm - work - by Shannon - United States (Michigan)



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