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About shaww : Just a simple guy. I'm a senior in high school, I am a grammar nazi... so beware.
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Today.. . After Bieng A Vegetarian For 5 Years.. . I Found Out Tat My Boyfriend Of 2 Years As Secretly Been Feeding Me Meat . His Reason Is Tat E Tinks It's "funny" Tat I Still Call Myself A Vegetarian Afterwards . Mega FML
Today, My Doctor Got My Blood Test Results From Te Lab. He Looked At Me Gravely And Told Me I Ad Just Weeks Left To Live. After I Started Yperventilating And Crying, E Burst Out Lauging And Said E Was Kidding. He Ten Prescribed Me Some Ron Tablets And Sent Me On My Way. FML
Yesterday, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photo of my wedding,hich he didn't bother to come to. Reply: ( What the fuck, are u gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself. ) My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
Today , I shouldn't have told mah boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Friday 27 March 2015