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shaww

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4346
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About shaww : Just a simple guy. I'm a senior in high school, I am a grammar nazi... so beware.
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shaww's favorite FMLs

Today , I got calld "un-American"hen I said I didn't care about Kim an Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63228) - you deserved it (5573)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lerend that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

Yesterday, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blockd ear. FML

#21154073
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41645) - you deserved it (7627)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:23pm - health - by idk - United States (Virginia)

Today, my allergies r so bad tat it's affectd te way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom as taken to calling me Aflac cuz I sound like te duck in te commercials. big fat FML

#21153823
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38124) - you deserved it (3988)

On 05/27/2014 at 8:13pm - health - by cc13799 - United States (New York)

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half ofhat I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML

#21153742
109 comments

Today, mah husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened mah eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

#21153463
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48457) - you deserved it (6391)

On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML

#21153319
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

Today , at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them ( gay ). The client then got angry and stormed out of the store , causing me to get written up. mega FML

#21153154
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43352) - you deserved it (4533)

On 05/27/2014 at 7:15am - animals - by Holyguacamoly (woman) - Iceland

Today..!! my mom insistd on making my lunch!! She didn't know that knive are bannd at my high school..!! and packd me a steak knife 4 cream cheese!! I'm now suspendd 4 7 days..!! and she refuse to say that she did anything wrong!! FML

#21152537
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51383) - you deserved it (4898)

On 05/26/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by megangubler - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg fir my brthday. FML

#21152462
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48839) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, MY PARENTS WERE SCREAMING SO LOUD ABOUTO CLOGGED TE TOILET TAT A NEIGBOR CALLED TE POLICE BECAUSE TEY TOUGT SOMEONE WAS IN DANGER. FAT FML

#21152412
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39653) - you deserved it (3623)

On 05/26/2014 at 4:28pm - misc - by dear god why (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I told my grlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47844) - you deserved it (6597)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5319)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

I found out tat if I'm not ome an my roommates ave grls over , my room is te designated ( fart room ). FML

#21151774
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41740) - you deserved it (4122)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a concert with mah grlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem fir grls to go up on stage an make out with the musicians. FML

#21151747
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43952) - you deserved it (5361)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anothermoose - United States (California)



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