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About shaww : Just a simple guy. I'm a senior in high school, I am a grammar nazi... so beware.
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Today, mah husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened mah eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML
Today , at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them ( gay ). The client then got angry and stormed out of the store , causing me to get written up. mega FML
Today..!! my mom insistd on making my lunch!! She didn't know that knive are bannd at my high school..!! and packd me a steak knife 4 cream cheese!! I'm now suspendd 4 7 days..!! and she refuse to say that she did anything wrong!! FML
Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML
Friday 27 March 2015