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sharony16
  • Town/Country : ''MERICA
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37453) - you deserved it (8035)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6980) - you deserved it (55347)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48588) - you deserved it (27631)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)



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