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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46037) - you deserved it (11283)

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