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About shannyx0 : 20, student, studying psychology. I enjoy the company of attractive men :)

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Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42239) - you deserved it (3121)

On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)

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