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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 May 1993 (22 years)
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About shannonreneee : I am studying Environmental Science and Biology and I love to write.

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Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML


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On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML


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Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one ringing me from down the hall. FML


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