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Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10142) - you deserved it (32070) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37310) - you deserved it (5402)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

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