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shaarshaar
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4111
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shaar : Hello there!
I'm shar, 20 years old and I'm from Queensland, Australia.
Feel free to message me! :)

shaar's page activity

Visits<b>Quendolin</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:47am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 5:51pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 3:25am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:50pm<b>milehigh52</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 2:24am<b>CJWilliams1984</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 10:51am<b>R3G3N</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:03am<b>deathstroke990</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 4:43am<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 11:10am<b>MattBenid</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:21pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:00pm<b>capper44</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 8:21pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:59am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:16pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:42am<b>Zmeilerr</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 2:38pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 5:31pm<b>Jennaaay</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 2:05pm

Fucked!<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 8:26am<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 5:10pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 6:59am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:23am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:16am<b>bigwell</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 11:31pm<b>orios105</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 12:01am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:01am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:07am<b>Lord_Assassinz</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 8:13am<b>hai111</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 12:20pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 4:05pm<b>Idle_Twin</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:44pm<b>Fyrepower</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:39pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 6:17am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 5:37am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:16pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 9:07pm

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Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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shaar's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

by Lucachoo / 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML

by sadbuttru95 / 06/13/2015 at 5:20pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Animals

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Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML

by pheonixxe / 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

by DENTALITY / 05/23/2015 at 7:06am / Norway / Kids

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

by Sarah1330 / 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm / United States / Animals

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, after finishing my second glass of wine, I walked out of the bathroom and saw the tag on my hair dryer from last year's rehab visit. FML

by mosaicevolution / 01/02/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (Alabama) / Health

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

by queenmeme / 10/08/2014 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

by Operation Yewtree here I come / 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML

by hylianprincess / 09/25/2014 at 7:19am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

by almost governmental / 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Work

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids