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sh07
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1964 (52 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12487
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About sh07 : I wanna be a doctor.

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Visits<b>GlennGuagmire</b> - the 12/08/2016 at 6:22am<b>Generalleroy</b> - the 12/06/2016 at 12:49am<b>snailsinyourtea</b> - the 12/04/2016 at 7:22am<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 11/29/2016 at 8:25pm<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 11/29/2016 at 2:25am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 1:46pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 3:17pm<b>Supermanjh93</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 2:02pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 1:11am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/21/2016 at 12:07pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 11:21pm<b>AustinDenton</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 7:54pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 4:16am<b>four0seven</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 2:58am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 7:58pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 2:49pm<b>notmedo</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 12:32pm<b>meggieeeeee92</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 3:36am

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 1:58am<b>whos_ur_daddy1</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 10:48pm<b>dno79</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 11:09pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:40pm<b>Electric_Bacon</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 10:57pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:16am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:18pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 7:57pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:28pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 2:36am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 12:34am<b>yayhoo16</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 7:14am<b>meatball4122</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 5:54am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:51pm<b>zaidthunder1</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:41am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 1:47am<b>SecundusSecunda</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 6:32pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:21pm

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sh07's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML

by trollbot13 / 10/24/2016 at 5:39am / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

by bandeek / 10/23/2016 at 2:52pm / Intimacy

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

by StarDust5921 / 10/03/2016 at 9:55pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I discovered that my state is passing a bill regulating cow "emissions". Basically, we need to regulate cow farts. I live in a farming town. FML

by ang3l4 / 09/21/2016 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

by Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater / 07/15/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 8:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my stepmother started talking to me after a month of the silent treatment. When I asked her what I had done wrong, she replied, "Nothing, but do you know that feeling when you look at someone and you just want to choke them?" FML

by Stepmotherfucker / 03/23/2016 at 2:32am / Ukraine / Miscellaneous

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2016 at 9:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

by Imdeadlmaokillme / 03/22/2016 at 4:47pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Intimacy

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

by OhDearGodGrandad / 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Redbridge) / Intimacy

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

by weirdoe / 02/07/2016 at 4:17am / Italy (Sicilia) / Intimacy

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML

by Lord_Nick / 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous