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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About sgtcxelite : Not an obsessed little fan girl who goes insane when someone insults a band I like. And yes, my username does relate to BOTDF, but I grew out of that shit a while ago.

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Visits<b>valerie_273</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 7:48pm<b>dmcd_39</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 3:26am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 2:00am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 7:51pm<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 8:18pm<b>Bittenchaos</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 10:25am<b>jubejube239</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 10:57am<b>straww</b> - the 12/09/2013 at 5:09pm<b>nathanbartender</b> - the 09/12/2013 at 7:56pm<b>lovedenumber13</b> - the 09/04/2013 at 1:06am<b>shorty6823</b> - the 08/05/2013 at 11:10am<b>themagicalkitten</b> - the 08/05/2013 at 12:12am<b>Connorw2159</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 9:49pm<b>tofumofu76</b> - the 06/23/2013 at 11:41pm<b>kbarto</b> - the 06/20/2013 at 3:47am<b>QuickSmile</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 8:23pm<b>moosuff</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 7:17pm<b>arbcats1</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 7:13pm

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