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sgtcxelite
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About sgtcxelite : Not an obsessed little fan girl who goes insane when someone insults a band I like. And yes, my username does relate to BOTDF, but I grew out of that shit a while ago.

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