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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18
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About sexypizza : I love reading about sad things it makes me feel better about myself FML

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18984) - you deserved it (86568)

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