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sexypizza
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 September 1997 (16 years)
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About sexypizza : I love reading about sad things it makes me feel better about myself FML

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16512) - you deserved it (80492)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)



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