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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 January 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About sexyaniknowit : I laugh when people fall but then help them get up. I get the giggles in hospitals, Funerals, and any other awkward situation. Food is my obsession! I'm clumsy. I'm always dropping something or tucking my skirt into my thong (yes, I'm that girl!). Happily married with a 2 year old daughter (I was on birth control at the time and got pregnant anyway, and it was an FML moment, but not so much anymore ;)) My life is an FML type of life, but I've learned to laugh and brush it off.

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sexyaniknowit's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

by needsnewshorts / 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

by John / 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous