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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1287
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sexaaydino : Hi there lovelies x

My name is Megan, 19 years young.
This app is pretty damn interesting hahaha
Feel free to message me!
All my love,
Megan
xx

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Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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