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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 185
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About serindipityish : I'm just Megan. I love movies, books, and music. I will listen to almost anything. I love to chat and meet new people. hmu sometime! :)

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serindipityish's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48537) - you deserved it (5445)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46997) - you deserved it (6215)

On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30354) - you deserved it (3772)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (3407)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML


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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10393) - you deserved it (122621)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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