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  • Town/Country : Scranton, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 December 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 289
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About serindipityish : Serendipity means spontaneous moment, basically. I started using Serindipityish as a username when I was 12?? and watched the romantic comedy Serendipity.. hence the mispelling... (younganddumb)
Anywho, the name's Megan...

serindipityish's page activity

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Fucked!<b>robsmit98</b> - yesterday at 9:46am<b>knitsuga</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 9:53pm<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 8:55am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 5:58am<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 5:54am<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 8:01pm<b>hijk</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 6:36am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 10:33pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:52pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:47pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 12:34pm<b>LA27</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 5:16pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 5:08pm<b>SomeshCD</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:39pm<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 4:40pm<b>Anthonymm2</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 6:48pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 2:27am<b>Teyros</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 1:57am

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serindipityish's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

by rollergirl13 / 01/11/2014 at 12:55am / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

by back to creepers / 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Geek

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

by mishyb / 07/28/2013 at 12:28am / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

by notinflammable / 06/27/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy