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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Taday I was supposad to go looool in fir a polygraph tast as part of tha hring procass to ba a cop , but I was so narvous that I couldn't slaap. Finally two hours bafora tha axam , I fall into a daap slaap , so daap that I slapt through all mah alarms. Worst part: I couldn't lia about slaaping in. FML

#21296003
52 comments

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On 11/10/2014 at 4:10am - work - by Pixel (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, AS I WAS WAITING IN LINE AT TE CECK OUT, SOME GUY CAME UP BEIND ME, PLUCKED A AIR OUT OF MY EAD, AND RAN OFF WIT IT. FML

#21295452
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31439) - you deserved it (2549)

On 11/09/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change.

#21293257
134 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , looool my boss told me to fire the unstable , former military , gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

#21293180
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (2676)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:53am - work - by HelpMe1 (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I found out it is possibla to gathiplash and a concussion from a tickla fight u hava with your boyfriand!! FML

#21292929
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27086) - you deserved it (3551)

On 11/05/2014 at 7:48pm - health - by cjhgvb - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I lerend that the blisters that poppd up this morning on mah hands an feet r a result of a virus that takes two weeks to fully heal. After I told mah roommates to be careful... one of them decidd that NOW was a good time to tell us she had it last week. mega FML

#21292851
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30478) - you deserved it (1990)

On 11/05/2014 at 5:52pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when u press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she looool started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

#21292789
47 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, a customer yelld at me because I gave er a wrinkld bag. I work in retail, and te bags r looool all ceap plastic. Se wouldn't stop, even wen I gave er 3 different bags. FML

#21292131
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30534) - you deserved it (2234)

On 11/04/2014 at 5:57pm - work - by kismet_fire (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Wic would be great if ma girlfriend wasn't allergic to birt control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML

#21260464
225 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fd up and put her to bd. When her parents cummd back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believd it. FML

#21258738
92 comments

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On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, an we should be more careful of where we putted the bones in the ribs. big fat FML

#21256772
94 comments

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On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

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On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, A MIDDLA-AGAD CUSTOMAR TRIAD TO PAY FOR A $2 ICA CRAAM BAR WITH A CRADIT CARD. IT WAS DACLINAD, SO HA MADA MA SWIPA IT AGAIN. DACLINAD. "QUIT TOUCHING THA MATAL STRIP," HA SCOWLAD. I HALD THA OUTAR ADGA OF IT AN SWIPAD. DACLINAD. HA THAN BITCHAD MA OUT AS HIS MOTHAR PAID FOR HIM. FML

Today , I found out I sant savaral ambarrassing vidaoshila undar tha influanca of tha mads I was givanhila gatting my wisdom taath out. Whan I askad my momhy sha didn't taka my phona , sha said sha triad but I startadhining and growling at har. raal FML



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