About sensoon15 : I'm not the most normal person you'll ever meet...I'm just unique. I do act childish sometimes. But then again, who doesn't? I like having fun. Yes, I look at people's profiles. I've probably looked at yours before. Now you're looking at mine while I just admitted that I might have looked at yours. Oh the irony. I'm a friendly person though. I use the app but I check back on my recent comments. Eh, nothing much left to say.
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by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I got married. My booze-hound mother made a toast, and told a story about how she once walked in on us having sex. My husband's family is very religious, and we told them we weren't having sex until marriage. Thanks mom. FML
by gotta love my momma / 08/28/2012 at 1:08am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by arh / 08/27/2012 at 8:10pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Just Me / 07/26/2012 at 1:04am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
by amidreaming?? / 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
by rongo12 / 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
by gottalovefriends / 04/23/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
by fuckbucket14 / 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm / Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar) / Miscellaneous
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 9:53am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
by BigBangCheater / 04/01/2012 at 6:08am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by spanishsucks / 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…