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sens3sfailing

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3233
  • Number of comments : 1188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About sens3sfailing : 1) I am an atheist and biology student
2) My favorite band is Memphis May Fire
3) my name comes from another one of my favorite bands, senses fail
5) I enjoy paradoxes, riddles, and conundrums.
6) you didn't notice there was no number 4
7) you went back to check if there really was no number 4.
9) you're laughing to yourself
10) there is no number 8
11) you checked again didn't you?
12) there is no number 11.
13) okay I lied.

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Visits<b>_MintyFresh</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 12:32am<b>forest_2015</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Mistyphoenix</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:22am<b>marryspencerreid</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:29am<b>ZoeeeGuyss</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:36pm<b>fmlmanman</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:26pm<b>EbinKebin</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:38pm<b>velocityraptor</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:37pm<b>silentseries</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:14pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:26pm<b>dotdotdotslash</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 5:50pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 10:54am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 10:10pm<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:12pm<b>chirockz</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 10:40am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:23am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:28pm<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:12pm

Fucked!<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:17pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:38am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:01am<b>katianne</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 1:38pm

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
791 comments

I agree, your life sucks (817242) - you deserved it (89255)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38655) - you deserved it (10002)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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