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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About sens3sfailing : 1) I am an atheist and biology student
2) My favorite band is Memphis May Fire
3) my name comes from another one of my favorite bands, senses fail
5) I enjoy paradoxes, riddles, and conundrums.
6) you didn't notice there was no number 4
7) you went back to check if there really was no number 4.
9) you're laughing to yourself
10) there is no number 8
11) you checked again didn't you?
12) there is no number 11.
13) okay I lied.

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (794789) - you deserved it (83345)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37312) - you deserved it (9628)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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