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Today , I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages fir the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply , ( Does that make me your official sausage holder? ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24687) - you deserved it (24)

On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I was talking to mah friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some looool guy from our school ran up... spat on mah shoes an screamed... "I SPEAK SPANISH... STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" an ran away. mega FML

TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

#21340885
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (3411)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I heard my mother say... "I feel bad 4 any girl that marrie him because he's... what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me.

#21300656
68 comments

Today, after shower, I went to clear off foggd-up mirror . Doing so, I noticd a handprint on it . I compard it to hand, but it was much too small . I live alone . FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (2427)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens . When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking one of them said "Take a step back" and winked at me . mega FML

#21282836
66 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend an I were roleplaying therapist an patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him an burst into tears. real FML

#21269125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40135) - you deserved it (4850)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I sat in on a university-level pysics lecture, listening to ma yped-up co-students approximating te ypotetical situation of te Sun consisting of gerbils!! Te conversation ten continued towards looool ow muc better energy/mass ratio te gerbil-sun would ave compared to te actual star!! FML

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89 comments

Today... it's my birthday... and everyone... family and friends... forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

#21253357
71 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 11:06pm - animals - by Meowit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, Mah Daughter's Teacher Called Me, Very Concerned, Cuz Mah Child Told The Whole Class She's Virgin Anymore. The Word Is "vegan", Honey. Big Fat FML

#21253313
122 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my grlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In relatd news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house 4 a different kind of activity. FML

#21243834
170 comments

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On 08/23/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

today my parents accused me of bieng secretive. I ave no ideaat tier talking about; all I do is work, go to scool, sleep, an eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell temat's going on. I ave crazy parents, tat'sat's going on. FML

#21242846
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42468) - you deserved it (2725)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, mah thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in mah bedroom and showed mah dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusion here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. fat FML

#21242552
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40629) - you deserved it (2534)

On 08/21/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by stepshart - Canada (Ontario)



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