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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 585
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About seniorchang : I'm smarter than I seem to be. Dumber than I'd like to be. Sexier than most inanimate objects and too old for this forum.

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Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29492) - you deserved it (37069)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML


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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42684) - you deserved it (3071)

On 05/21/2013 at 6:24am - love - by moikristine - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML


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On 05/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by well okay then - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42205) - you deserved it (5743)

On 05/19/2013 at 7:07pm - misc - by black hoodie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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