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by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
by fjsinedniend / 10/27/2015 at 9:52pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by FacePalmPower / 10/03/2015 at 6:59pm / United States / Animals
by tessie94 / 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm / Austria (Wien) / Love
by SebastianCT / 08/19/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML
by anonymous / 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by rabbitkiller / 06/20/2015 at 6:42am / China (Nei Mongol) / Animals
Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML
by fatass / 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm / France / Kids
by wow / 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by gettinghotinhere / 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by swiggityswooty / 07/23/2014 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Love
by fleatitting fame / 07/04/2014 at 5:30pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/22/2014 at 1:27am / Australia / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…