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About sempisaviour : I am a musician. I have played bass guitar for around a year, drums for 4 years, and singing for 3 years. My favorite bands are Bullet for My Valentine, As I Lay Dying, Of Mice & Men, Memphis May Fire, Escape the Fate, Bring Me the Horizon, Avenged Sevenfold and Miss May I! I also enjoy some alternative rock and some pop punk, such as 30 Seconds to Mars, Green Day, Blink-182, A Day to Remember, and Three Days Grace. If you want to know more, message me.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
Friday 27 March 2015