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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 July 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 195
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sempisaviour : Whoa I haven't been here in months......I run a YouTube channel under the name of deathbat6916, I like a lot of music, and I'm inconsistent on a lot of sites that aren't YouTube or Facebook

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