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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 July 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sempisaviour : Whoa I haven't been here in months......I run a YouTube channel under the name of deathbat6916, I like a lot of music, and I'm inconsistent on a lot of sites that aren't YouTube or Facebook

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML


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