About semper_amo : Hey:)
My username: it's Latin. Try to figure it out!
D.O.B: 9/10/1995 (18 years)
Place I live: in a giant mitten.
Me: I'm a pretty forward person when I want to be. In real life I'm more of the "I only speak when spoken to" type. I kind of do it out of respect^^' (I'm so quite I've been known to scare people by standing right next to them) but I love meeting people and making friends so message me:) I can be pretty spontaneous, but not always.
I only use the app for this place so sometimes it takes a while to respond. But I always do^-^
I love music (all forms), singing, anime, manga, my dog, reading, movies, nature, and other dorky stuff^-^
Any more questions?
About semper_amo : Hey:)
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semper_amo's favorite FMLs
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
by right / 08/02/2013 at 10:08am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Intimacy
Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML
by vbecka / 06/26/2013 at 1:08pm / Norway (Oslo) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 6:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
by explanations / 06/14/2013 at 2:48am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I donated blood for the first time. I'm completely healthy and after waiting the appropriate amount of time I left, feeling fine. That is until I went out to eat with my family an hour later and passed out in front of the whole restaurant. FML
by hi_there4397 / 06/14/2013 at 12:39am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
by Dingbat / 06/13/2013 at 7:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 2:56pm / India (Maharashtra) / Love
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
by Anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm / Isle of Man / Kids
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
by for fuck sake dad / 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love
by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
by TheFlash / 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 2:26am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
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