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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1078
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About seifsoliman : I bet you're just as bored and desperate as I am, to be visiting my profile :D Go ahead and message me, let's kill some time ;)

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seifsoliman's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML

by Erin / 05/09/2016 at 10:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2016 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

by Fuck / 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm / Denmark / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

by loner / 11/14/2014 at 6:12pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Geek

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

by SisterOfTard / 11/10/2014 at 11:31am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

by ozozl / 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 7:15am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML

by LolKaleb / 08/26/2014 at 11:02pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

by lonely loser / 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

by you ripped them off ages ago / 08/17/2014 at 2:15am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Kids