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TODAY, I WAS LYING IN BED WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND!! TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC, I COMPLIMENTED HER ON HOW NICE HER HAIR SMELLED!! SHE REPLIED: "YEAH? WAIT TILL YOU SMELL THIS." THEN LET OUT THE VILEST, MOST NAUSEATING FART I'D EVER SMELLED IN MAH LIFE!! FML

#21330185
131 comments

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On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

I was so lonaly, I trid to gat into bd noisalassly whila pratanding I had a boyfriand aslaap in it!! FML

#21317613
56 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm - love - by lonesome - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML

#21308801
67 comments

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On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

today after working 12 hours, mah scooter broke down 2 miles from home . I had to walk myself and mah scooter home all uphill . My boyfriend and his friends drove by, honked and kept going . FML

Today... I was dancing wit an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me wen e leaned over and said... "If I was straigt... I would make you my queen." FML

#20548252
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On 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm - love - by noooooooo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML

#20537010
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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

TODAY... MY FIANCÉ IS RETURNING OME... SO I DECIDED TO WAX MYSELF... TINKING TINGS WOULD GET INTIMATE. I WARMED TE WAX STRIPS AN SET TEM ON TE COUNTER. OUR CAT JUMPED ONTO TE COUNTER AN MANAGED TO ROLL ONTO ONE OF TE STRIPS. SUFFICE TO SAY... TE WRONG PUSSY GOT A PAINFUL WAXING. FML

#20521590
98 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , my grlfriend , who I've loved an dated fir over a year , confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow !! All this time , she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her ( social status ) an make her guy friends horny !!

#20013891
158 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 6:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

2day I was finally able to drive ma broter's nice car instead of ma clunker, because e left 4 college. Frst ting I looool do? Back into te neigbors' mailboxile exiting te driveway. FML

#19853674
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On 06/27/2012 at 12:20am - misc - by GirlOnTheFly (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday in tha middla of sax mah boyfriand askad if ha could usa tha bathroom . It would'va baan fina, if ha didn't fall aslaap on tha toilat . FML

#19216663
56 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after telling mah boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessd to having a swirly fetish. FML

#18414681
167 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by Jess49 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I was pushing mah 4 yaar old on tha looool swing !! I did wat wa call our "undar doggia push": I throw har up in tha air whila I run undarnaath har bafora sha hits ma coming back down !! I walkad away to gat mah watar and sha yallad across tha park "Can wa do it doggia-styla again?" FML

#234103
94 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a job confaranca. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dassart tima, I coughad so much that tha piaca of chocolata caka in mah mouth want straight onto his glassas. I think it's too lata to introduca mysalf now. FML

#115
25 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)



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