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seemetrot

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seemetrot

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About seemetrot : Just enjoying life. I like the sun, swimming, hiking, horse riding, cuddling kitties, playing league of legends.. Message me if you want to chat :)

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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seemetrot's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML

#21290277
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33716) - you deserved it (5167)

On 11/02/2014 at 4:09am - kids - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML

#21263186
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37602) - you deserved it (3761)

On 09/22/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by WhiteCaribbean (man) - Saint Lucia (Castries)

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

#21218442
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58001) - you deserved it (13693)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61384) - you deserved it (44020)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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