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  • Town/Country : Urunga, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1989 (26 years)
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Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML


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