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Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

#5688481
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14410) - you deserved it (39362)

On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

#5688481
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14410) - you deserved it (39362)

On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

#5055356
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (44287)

On 09/05/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by joeshmoe (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41086) - you deserved it (2736)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41086) - you deserved it (2736)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41086) - you deserved it (2736)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41086) - you deserved it (2736)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41086) - you deserved it (2736)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41086) - you deserved it (2736)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41086) - you deserved it (2736)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

#2767851
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23442) - you deserved it (59367)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9341) - you deserved it (60683)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version



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