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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3437
  • Number of comments : 504
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About sdroze1389 : I need adult friends but I may have come to the wrong place. I'm a total fucking weirdo. I'm a hybrid of a lonley cat lady and a self proclaimed intellectual, not the pompous kind mind you. I waste most of my time reading, writing, or trying to make people feel socially uncomfortable to gauge reactions in their body language. since I like food I also like to cook, but I'm way to lazy to cook usually do I also know my way around a microwave. I've seen almost every major punk, ska, and rap show to come through my area. I also religiously follow three sports. take a guess at them and hit me up of you're bored.

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Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45599) - you deserved it (3392)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (2975)

On 04/13/2015 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, we are reading Animal Farm in class. Almost the entire class think it's about animal abuse. Including the teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39156) - you deserved it (2866)

On 11/03/2014 at 6:04am - misc - by literature -

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML


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On 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by KasSmoke - United States (Texas)

Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML


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On 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML


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On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got written up for asking my coworker a question that I should have asked my boss to ask my coworker. Yay bureaucracy. FML


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On 06/01/2014 at 5:03pm - work - by not paid enough (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54446) - you deserved it (5366)

On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML


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On 01/31/2014 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by mylifesucks (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50075) - you deserved it (5110)

On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML


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On 12/28/2013 at 3:42am - love - by rokkstarrrVRV (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML


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On 12/27/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by -__- (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML


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On 12/26/2013 at 1:48am - misc - by thanks_world - United States (Washington)

Today, my car was keyed, while I was still sitting in it. FML

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