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Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41542) - you deserved it (8065)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML


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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

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