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About scoutsout91 : Always good to read fml, well I'm an open book :) oh and I'm currently active duty army :) kik: famousforlifee

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Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41567) - you deserved it (20094)

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