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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 August 1991 (23 years)
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About schmuckjon79 : My names Jon!! I'm from a tiny town in the middle of nowhere, I live, laugh, and have a good time. I play soccer and like watching sports. Message me if you want to enjoy a good talk

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