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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10657
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Visits<b>HellCat44</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 3:56am<b>teammike</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 4:05am<b>ILoveMyDogs420</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 11:52am<b>jessecn</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 3:27pm<b>Draysor</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:19pm<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 2:54am<b>abbs24</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Daggerfell</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 3:04pm<b>Bibzy</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 9:57pm<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 10:07pm<b>darylsgirl</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 5:04pm<b>LiliK</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:54am<b>Sage5tar</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 11:14am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 6:02am<b>xfireds</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 10:55am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:06am<b>Helldemon</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:26pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 3:58am

Fucked!<b>HellCat44</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 9:56am<b>Daggerfell</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 9:05pm<b>evilxspwn</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 5:04pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:58am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 4:28pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 1:52pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 4:05am<b>InfestedCarOwner</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:58am<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 4:49am<b>EyRaB</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 2:05am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 8:58pm<b>sythe511</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:56pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:24pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 11:52pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 1:08pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 12:16pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 8:42am

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sayhey22's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

by teflon_hammer / 05/25/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (Colorado) / Health

Today, while shopping, I told my wife I'd love some pork chops for dinner. Someone nearby muttered, "That's practically cannibalism, ya fat pig." My wife immediately had a "coughing attack" that sounded suspiciously like it was covering up laughter. FML

by dempasi / 05/06/2016 at 2:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 12:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML

by j / 04/18/2016 at 6:24pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML

by Unsuspecting / 04/16/2016 at 8:23am / United States / Health

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 7:20am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML

by Ecolo-girl / 03/11/2016 at 1:22am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Love

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

by Racked / 03/01/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML

by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

by abnormallyadam / 02/09/2016 at 8:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy